owlmylove:

therewerestarsintheireyes:

so this housewife decided to rewrite the harry potter series into christian books so that her kids wont be reading about witchcraft and i just cant eveN BREATHE BC THIS IS SO HYSTERICAL

read it here:

Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles

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mastersplintersdaughter:

iheartmyself3:

thatfunnyblog:

 

Ingenuity.

I AM DONE

He should have just hung his shirt in the bathroom while he took a shower. The steam would have took the wrinkles out…Y’all don’t know how to properly struggle

Throw it in the dryer and you’ll be good, but props to them for being innovative

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captainjaymerica:

I am a butt scientist. An asstronomer if you will.

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peter-kirkland-bonnefoy:

zohbugg:

mccdi09:

The Window Socket offers a neat way to harness solar energy and use it as a plug socket. So far we have seen solutions that act as a solar battery backup, but none as a direct plug-in. Simple in design, the plug just attaches to any window and does its job intuitively.

Designers: Kyuho Song & Boa Oh

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I’m on mobile so the last thing won’t load but I’m gonna bet everything that it’s the squid ward “future” thing

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pipers reaction to polly and larry is my reaction to polly and larry 

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sluttylittlepill:

LITERAL QUEEN

sluttylittlepill:

LITERAL QUEEN

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ev4n-perks:

NOW I KNOW WHY OUR GENERATION IS SO SARCASTIC AND CYNICAL

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pamoonblackbird:

'How to make Dan cringe'
More like
‘How to accidentally out phan for the 182849582718th time’

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barricadefairytales:

loveprideanddeepfriedchicken:

I think I’ll try defining gravity

THIS IS THE PUN OF ALL PUNS EVERYBODY CAN GO HOME NOW

barricadefairytales:

loveprideanddeepfriedchicken:

I think I’ll try defining gravity

THIS IS THE PUN OF ALL PUNS EVERYBODY CAN GO HOME NOW

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vaginapowersactivate:

prestonhymas:

Why do we not discuss clouds more?

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I mean look at that. That’s water.

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Flying water.

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FLYING

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FUCKING

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WATER

LIKE WHAT THE FUCK, WHY DO WE EVER STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS

WHAT IS THIS

HOW IS THIS EVEN

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AND NOW THE FLYING WATER IS EATING A MOUNTAIN

GOD DAMN, WHAT

This is my favorite post on Tumblr.

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